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The Trump Card

The verdict is in…
…-complete.

I have good and bad news:

I took the prerequisite health test on Tuesday and, using my trump card, failed. Which means I won’t be doing the program after all. However, this doesn’t waive me from the regular army service. I will have to take another test once my stay in Taiwan exceeds exactly one year. Therefore I will once again be calling on my trump card and, if the results are the same, I will be exempt from service altogether!

This means though, that I will not be going home in August as originally hoped. The saga, it seems, continues…

Answers

Coming Tuesday.

The Decision

Earlier this week, I received a bit of news that finally puts an end to the rumors and speculation: I will be taking my talents to The Research, Development and Evaluation Commission, as part of a Substitute Military Service program that will allow me to complete my required service.

To give a little bit of background, I, being a Taiwanese-born male, am subject to the conscription laws of this country. Being an American citizen does not exempt me from having to serve. There is a loophole some overseas Taiwanese use to avoid service that allows them to simply leave the country for a day and come back every four months. This works for people born before 1985. I was a year too late. Also, I believe there is a height minimum that would free me from doing service. I checked myself and I was half a centimeter over.

Another option was to relinquish my Taiwan citizenship. Not happening.

The thing is, I like this place too much to be restricted to staying only 183 days out of a year, until I’m 35. I would much rather just get the service over with and be free to stay as long as I choose. Luckily there exists the Substitute Military Service that, instead of having me stand guard in a camp in the countryside (or worse, getting sent to some  forsaken island like Kinmen), I could work at a government agency or teach English somewhere. The hassle I went through to apply for this is a story for another time.

So, I’ll be starting the end of August, and it lasts for 14 months. The veil is off.

To the ones that mockingly told me “I hope you get drafted”- you got what you wished for. And I guess I did too.

Cheers to the Next Episode.

(P.S. I might be allowed to visit home before I start, we’ll see)

Round 1

This week marks the end of a chapter in the Chronicles of G.

The last post I’ve made here was in March. A brief rundown of how this week went/will go down shows how shits changed since then:

Tuesday- Went to class, gave a hastily patched-together presentation about Mackay, a Canadian missionary who came to Taiwan. Afterwards, went with class to have a celebratory lunch, as it was our second-last day of a long semester. Once lunch was over, I raced to catch the bus to head to my part-time job. I’m now working at an international patents office, mainly corresponding with clients who have unpaid debit notes. I think of myself as a glorified collections officer… although at least collections officers can employ scare tactics.

I’ve been working there since the end of April. My bosses are great and coworkers seem cool too, though I haven’t had time to meet all of them yet. With my school semester wrapped up, I think I will work full time in June.

After I finish work at 6, I hopped on the MRT to meet up with a new student to tutor. I was introduced to her by my friend’s fellow Rotaract club member. I think it was in the Tipping Point that I read that most of your hookups are through acquaintances rather than your close friends. Seeing how my part-time gig was basically introduced to my by another student, I think this idea holds merit.

I’m now tutoring three students a week, mostly engaging in conversation to pick up their listening/speaking skills. Luckily they’re all around my age so I don’t have to deal with little brats.

Wednesday was the last day of class. As I mentioned, it’s been a tough semester. It was nowhere near as fun as the last semester and there’s a lot of reasons for that. Mostly it was the teacher, who at times I found unbearable, and probably was the cause for some of my classmates to basically stop coming to class. My own attendance record took a hit towards the end as well, somewhat due to having the side jobs, but also because her teaching method was boring and she had a terrible sense of humor. Classmates also weren’t as fun as in the last semester, to be honest.

The last day of class saw a rather cheerful mood, as one of my classmates brought some French snacks and wine. Drinking wine before noon is always fun. My teacher was prepared to give a lesson but we ended up just chatting jovially all the way to the last minute.

After three semesters at MTC, I can say that the experience was priceless. I’ve met friends from all over the globe, and it’s sparked an interest in visiting Europe, which I’ve had no interest in doing whatsoever in the past. Of course, I’ve learned a little bit of Chinese during this time. I’m still far from my goal of fluency, however.

Thursday- With no more class, I can finally take this morning to relax and reflect before I head off to work. Tonight, I’m also meeting up with my Asian and Asian-American studies professor from college, Professor Kaldis. He’s in town to give a conference this weekend, which I unfortunately can’t attend because I’ll be out of Taipei, but I’m meeting up with one of my original inspirations to come to Taiwan tonight. I’ve updated him here and there on the progress of my journey, and it seems fitting that we’ll meet right as my last semester came to a close.

Of course, none of this holds a candle to the news I received early this week. It’s so big that I’ll have to write a separate entry for it, so please stay tuned.

P.S. I’ll be celebrating the close of this chapter this weekend in 澎湖 (Penghu), an island just off the coast of Taiwan.

Thinking of 日本

Hard to keep track of all the terrible storms and natural disasters the world has been hit with in recent times. The latest one hit quite close to home, especially with the sizable Japanese  here at MTC. Although Taipei wasn’t affected, just by talking to some students and keeping track of the news, I could start to feel the pain and enormity of the event.

An uplifting spirit has been injected recently, as the school has been active in doing fundraisers and simply getting people to pray for Japan. One of the projects they were doing involved folding a zillion paper cranes (very Japan). I tried my hand at this origami-thingamajig but only till I got proper coaching from fellow Japanese friends did my cranes start coming out right.

Version 1.0

Still kinda wack...

Three successive generations of these crane-bot transformers

Now I'm getting somewhere... ready for mass production

School's collective results

Dedicate this one to Japan

Here’s to keeping Japan in our hearts.

Crossroads

And so, as if perceiving all of this, those three suddenly appeared, stole a marine vessel, and then sailed a ring around Marineford with it! The ritual for a “Burial at Sea”!!

Afterwards, Monkey D. Luffy stomped into the plaza all alone, and rang the “Ox Bell” at the Western Edge 16 times. And then he threw a bouquet of flowers over the many war wounds that remained all over the ground, and unreservedly performed a “Silent Prayer”..!!!

 

It’s always a pleasure to have friends come visit. One came by in February and another just left a week ago. Back in NY we always used to talk about kicking it in Taiwan, and we finally made good on that promise. Seeing them here was just unbelievable at times. After spending a few months out here by myself, having to find my way around and make new friends, it was a calming feeling to have my homies around for a while. Not only were we out to have a blast in the motherland,  but they reminded me of the good things I had to sacrifice by coming here.

On the other hand, I also got to experience one of the joys of essentially being a traveler. I met a friend maybe 3 years ago, at a mini-reunion dinner of some middle school that I wasn’t even a part of. Some of them were my high school friends, ones I rarely chilled with. Therefore, I figured most likely I would not be seeing a lot of these people ever again. Well, it turns out one of the few friends I added on FB years ago was coming to Taiwan. She finished her contract teaching English in Korea and was spending her last couple of days travelling around Asia. She didn’t know anyone here, so I have to say it was quite fortunate of her to get in touch with me.

Being the gracious host that I am, I brought here to various hotspots of Taipei and she got to meet a bunch of my friends. I take my tour guide duties seriously; I feel like it is a civil responsibility to show people what a great fucking place this is. I have to commend her for being brave to travel alone though. It most definitely spurs my wanderlust…

Coming here, one thing I discovered was that I am generally a friendly person. Gregarious, even. Perhaps being out here allowed me to hone my social skills, or maybe I just feel a lot more easygoing now after leaving the city that never sleeps. Regardless, I’m cautiously optimistic that one of my goals of self-development is being realized.

Lastly, despite my burgeoning social skills, I gotta say there’s nothing like having your homeslices around. Those type of friends are irreplaceable. I’m truly fortunate to have friends from childhood that I keep to this day, something that can’t be said for many people. I guess only the test of time will iron out which ones are the keepers.

 

Last Day of Class

We decided to go out in style with some long-awaited KTV on the last day of class. Every Friday the teacher taught us a Chinese song, so we already had a good selection to start with. Combine that with my considerable Jay Chou/Mayday library and my classmates’ wackass songs, we were in for some crazy shenanigans… at 11 in the morning!

To top it off, my boy Sunny visiting from NY blessed the class with a guest appearance.

The Teach singing.

你們從哪來, 就回到哪去... haha goodbye classmates

That day I was starting to feel slightly sick, so I had to muster whatever strength I had to get out my songs. Sure enough, by day’s end my voice was shot.

So long, semester. I highly enjoyed this class, and I can only hope the next semester will have such a great mix of people. There’s no doubt my Mandarin improved, if not just from cracking jokes all day. Some classmates are leaving for their home countries or continuing their studies outside of Taiwan. I can only wish them good luck with their future endeavors, and if it’s in the cards, we’ll meet again soon.

The rest of us will be staying for another semester, including me.

Happy Valentine’s Day

情人節快樂!

I know I have a shit ton of posts overdue, but for now wishing everyone a nice Valentine’s Day. To celebrate, I hit up a jazz lounge called Brown Sugar in Taipei with a bunch of my single friends.

My distant cousin even came by with her friends:

My cousin and friends

Monday nights there’s a jazz singer named Black Pearl Zorina, by way of New Orleans, performing. She was excellent, and she even did a rendition of 月亮代表我的心 (The Moon Represents My Heart). Sounded like her Chinese might be better than mine. Afterwards, a singer from LA performed a few classics, like My Girl. Even better, the singer (Meachie Day) called for people to come on stage to dance with Zorina. Due to peer pressure (and some alcohol) I went up there and did my thing haha:

Won myself a free drink, a “Lamborghini”… it was literally on fire.

You can't see it now, but the drink was on fire

I met up with both of them afterwards, and turns out they were both pretty chill. Looks like Brown Sugar’s my new favorite hangout spot. Even got me a Valentine’s smooch from the Black Pearl herself for “being so adorable”. =)

Class Trip

Ah yes, the lack of posts has been disconcerting. But fret not- your hero is alive and well. Pouring out some of the latest updates:

迪化街-

In preparation for Lunar New Year, my class took a trip out to 迪化街, the street that opens up just to sell New Year-related goodies. I was just happy that we even bothered to go on a trip, since we did absolutely nothing last semester. But it was cool chilling with the classmates outside of the school, and we even met some other teachers and their students.

The street itself is busy as fuck, with all sorts of snacks being sold. We were all put on sort of “treasure hunt” and had to find certain shops based on pictures given to us. I kind of sat back and took pictures while I let my friends handle that work.

Beginning of the madness...

Pork/Beef Fiber

Classmate bumps into old friend!

Found him!

Shark jaws methinks

Couldn't resist...

The exit

Afterwards we walked a few blocks to a puppet museum. Nothing great, really. A lot of puppets.

MAOOOOO!

His Chinese was decent

Wrapping up the trip: Class photo (minus a few)!

胡老師's Amazing ABC Class (minus a few)

Couldn’t finish the trip without some dessert. Thanks to a classmate’s diligent collecting of 7-11 stickers, we were able to get buy-1-get-1-free Cold Stone.

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